yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We left an ass print on the piano.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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