You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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