Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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