I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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