it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Shame is for Republicans.
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