Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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