guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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