I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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