I'm going to jail i love you
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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