i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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