You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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