It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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