his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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