Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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