Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
