Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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