It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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