its not stalking. its research.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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