I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
