She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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