Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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