Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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