Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
