dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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