I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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