i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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