3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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