But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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