So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
