I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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