i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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