His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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