I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I had to cum in my sink.
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