So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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