This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Someone signed my nipple.
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