Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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