Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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