Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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