Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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