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  I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.

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  thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.

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