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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.

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(949): View more from California

When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'

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(214): View more from Texas

Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure

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(512): View more from Texas

he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"

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(301): View more from Maryland

The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"

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