He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.