I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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