Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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