can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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