"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
wow bdsm is so cute
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