I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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