Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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