Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Sorry my hands just texted you
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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