Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I need a beard to bite.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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