how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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