That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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