Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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