So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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