As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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