he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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