I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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